satire

“Corner pocket, Matthew Hooton’s Face”.
“Side pocket, Sean Plunket’s Face”.

Her face says it all.

Mr Peters, is Jacinda a witch? Can you trust and work with a witch? How do you know she isn’t a witch if you don’t drown her? Would you consider burning her as a witch?

Cats pyjamas meet the bees knees

But, but, but, but, but, but, but…

Fuck. You.

The National Party Diversity Committee

Gower has stolen my bloody look again that freakish homicidal chipmunk! That’s the last fucking time I tell him where I buy my suits!