Political Caption Competition


Labour up. National down. Wild swings like this don’t just happen — something has broken.

The Green’s State of the Planet address provided the exact type of policy NZ is desperately needing… The Green Party…

While Labour sit on their hands and promise incrementalism, Winston comes in with a policy that could win NZF 20%……
While the world watches the Strait of Hormuz, the greater threat may come from somewhere less expected – precision drone…

There’s so much to write about all the issues (putting it politely) with Erica Stanford’s education agenda. Maybe there’s something…

Exercise Balikatan is a large US-led exercise is scheduled to run in the South China Sea from 20 April to…
On site at Oravida’s swamp kauri dig in Whangarei.
“At University I had to withdraw from Economics, having difficulty with both the ‘micro’ and the ‘macro’.”
“Eventually I graduated with a degree in Zooology.”
“Work and Income advised me there were no vacancies examining Poo at the Zoo, so I got a ‘real job’ – digging holes. This suited me, not being very good without my abacus at hand – just had to make some ‘educated guesses.’ Nobody checked my figures.”
“Fortunately I was shoulder tapped by the Nats who could recognise “my huge skill sets” – as Bill English blushingly boasts.”
“Ah, it takes ‘one’ to know ‘one’.”
Make it bigger and we can bury sad, in pain and friendless Natz! Poor buggers are so miserable, they keep spewing crap!
I thought “diggers” was Awstralian…
Dig for victory! er…ish.
Looks like nationals plan to circumvent labours new immigration laws. Dig a hole to china…
Why can’t we find something down here to hang our hat on here Steven, asked Bill?