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“At University I had to withdraw from Economics, having difficulty with both the ‘micro’ and the ‘macro’.”
“Eventually I graduated with a degree in Zooology.”
“Work and Income advised me there were no vacancies examining Poo at the Zoo, so I got a ‘real job’ – digging holes. This suited me, not being very good without my abacus at hand – just had to make some ‘educated guesses.’ Nobody checked my figures.”
“Fortunately I was shoulder tapped by the Nats who could recognise “my huge skill sets” – as Bill English blushingly boasts.”
“Ah, it takes ‘one’ to know ‘one’.”
Make it bigger and we can bury sad, in pain and friendless Natz! Poor buggers are so miserable, they keep spewing crap!
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Why can’t we find something down here to hang our hat on here Steven, asked Bill?