Political Caption Competition


Watching the madness of the weekend where Trump claims the Strait open, only to be rejected by Iran 24 hours…

Hawke’s Bay mayor says he refused state of emergency for Cyclone Vaianu, calls response ‘woke’ A Hawke’s Bay mayor claims…

Debbie Ngarewa-Packer joins this week’s 1-on-1 in 10 to break down the escalating cost-of-living crisis, the fuel price surge, and…

Labour up. National down. Wild swings like this don’t just happen — something has broken.

The Green’s State of the Planet address provided the exact type of policy NZ is desperately needing… The Green Party…

While Labour sit on their hands and promise incrementalism, Winston comes in with a policy that could win NZF 20%……
On site at Oravida’s swamp kauri dig in Whangarei.
“At University I had to withdraw from Economics, having difficulty with both the ‘micro’ and the ‘macro’.”
“Eventually I graduated with a degree in Zooology.”
“Work and Income advised me there were no vacancies examining Poo at the Zoo, so I got a ‘real job’ – digging holes. This suited me, not being very good without my abacus at hand – just had to make some ‘educated guesses.’ Nobody checked my figures.”
“Fortunately I was shoulder tapped by the Nats who could recognise “my huge skill sets” – as Bill English blushingly boasts.”
“Ah, it takes ‘one’ to know ‘one’.”
Make it bigger and we can bury sad, in pain and friendless Natz! Poor buggers are so miserable, they keep spewing crap!
I thought “diggers” was Awstralian…
Dig for victory! er…ish.
Looks like nationals plan to circumvent labours new immigration laws. Dig a hole to china…
Why can’t we find something down here to hang our hat on here Steven, asked Bill?