satire

All of these men are obviously rapists for their heteronormative patriarchal love of coats

NZs greatest actor terrified by what he’s reading in Fire & Fury. Sam Neil is also not impressed.

5 arseholes walk into a bar, the barman looks up and says, ‘I can serve 4 of you, but your pet monkey has to stay outside’.

Joyce – “So I’m up here Simon and you’re down there and I should be the Prime Minister”
English – “You’ve had 9 fucking years and that’s the best argument you came up with. Look at Simon’s face, he can’t believe it either’?

The Lady’s not for burning 

New Zealand and No Zealand 

The look of a man who just got hit by dirty politics 

Judith Collins casually lounging around her Office with its wall display of the mounted heads of her enemies