Political Caption Competition

Simon Bridges completes his front bench

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
corporate entities who bribe politicians/win political favours by greasing politicians hands with ‘gifts’ – express their disbelief/delight at ardern-led government giving them the green light to continue that palm-greasing with the labour mp’s..for the forseeable future..
do the poor luvvies not fucken earn enough to pay for their own all black test tickets..?
this is corruption – new zealand style..this is how it is done here – no envelopes stuffed with used notes – more corporate-box and canapes..
same outcomes…
big-tobacco and big-alcohol and big-pharma pushers/executives express their delight at the ardern led labour govt putting credible cannabis law-reform on the back-burner for some more years..their revenue streams safe for that time..
corporate-backers of tpp gather to express their disbelief/delight as the ardern led government leaves door open for nz govt to be sued – by those same corporate-entities..
I keep my enemies closer cant you see that?
And like the dolls , so too are the plastic Hollow men and women of the inner circle of the National party.
And about as inanimate and unintelligent as well …
“You can have the next three years. We’ll be back in 2020 and you won’t be able to stop us…”
Hey at least we’re the lookers!