satire

I spy with my 5 eyes something beginning with nineteen-eightyfour 

A picture says a thousand words. This one says two.

A tale of two twitties 

NZ Herald gets a lot more honest 

Speak no evil, kiss no evil, fart no evil 

Shit, did I leave the oven on?

Don’t trust him, don’t trust him, most certainly don’t trust her.