Political Caption Competition

The Coroner would later write the fang marks seemed to have hit Amy Adams from her left.

The Coroner would later write the fang marks seemed to have hit Amy Adams from her left.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Must have been a sleepless night for she with the schoolgirl ‘bob.’
Unusually devoid of the glamour finish – and two full glasses to counteract the dehydration effects of over indulgence.
New Zealand’s best bitter…
“And as Amy turned to her right, a foul stench consumed the air, as a most hideous and demonic fiend rose from her left, hissing hell fire and brimstone, cursing all within close proximity …”
I thought they were all buddy wuddy doesn’t look like it gee they can spin this lot
Collins cooly calculates when to swap her spare glass containing poisoned water for Adams untainted one.
Judith: “If this bitch thinks she’s getting a sinecure to the board of Oravida, she’s got another thing coming!”
Just another day trolling in parliament for Lumpy and Dumpy.
Collins = “Well do you feel lucky; – well do you punks”
If looks could kill a- me would be gone not such a bad idea
Fabulous girls of National – working for the wealthy
* HISSSSS !!! *
“The dragon’s dungeon”