Political Caption Competition

Bad day at the office

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
This is exactly the kind of incompetence you’d expect from a left-wing government that didn’t even properly win the last election.
Oh fuck off. It’s exactly what you’d expect from a Joycian Munstry created by a gNat with an agenda
During a spare moment in his post-politics career with WorkSafe, Steven Joyce makes use of work vehicle to demonstrate to his new colleagues how he steered National’s recent election campaign.