satire

So I’m personally running the virus response.

It’s the best response. Biggest response in history. Media are very mean to me, never recognise how the response is the best. Should be made illegal to be mean to me. We will beat this virus, we are the best at beating virus, never been a better virus beater in the world.

Any questions? 

There’s a lot going on in this tweet.

How many people might die from this?
What?
That many?
And when can we get a vaccine?
What?
That long?
I told people it would be ready next month. Can it be ready next month?
No?
Pence, you will be in charge of this one.

Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), everywhere I look around
Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), every sight and every sound

I’m all for free speech when it’s undergrad sexism, but am an outraged woke snowflake when it’s libertarian drug reform in case the conservative Epsom Soccer Mums kick me out.

“There must be some way out of here”, said the Joker to the Thief.

The Leader of the Opposition, Simon Bridges, displays for NZ media the ‘pimp hand’ he intends to use on Gangs, Prisoners, Australians and Beneficiaries if he wins the 2020 election

Don’t worry about the virus folks, according to Dr Trump it’s all a hoax and Nurse Pence has got this one