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Name the above: A murder of crows, a Parliament of Owls or A Caucus of Arseholes
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Political Caption Competition
NZ First Conference
Urgh
Simple Soimon considers his commission on the sale of a shit tonne of pies for Big Gezzas welcome back to Parliament after lock down shebang. Meanwhile in the background, JLRs’ Jedi trainee fails to fire up her light sabre for a surreptitious background vengeance opportunity.
The Dark Lord considers her potential ever increasing commissions after the outrageous and strangely short term, then suddenly non existent botulism scare in NZ’s dairy industry. The bogus scare possibly removes approximately 75% of her & her husbands competing dairy exporters to a certain large Asian country, of which, he is a native of? Whaaaat?
Help! After all those pies this wing suited post-Shipley shoulder padded straight jacket has dislocated both my shoulders. Uz thut nrml?
Hi. I’d like to audition as a background extra in the next Muppet Show. What…? Yep, anything…anything at all, but nothing relevant, just get me some airtime.
Denny P Think on it and then tell us the best and cleanest version.
The Royal New Zealand Shakespeare Company has announced three outstanding candidates for the part of Brutus in its coming season of Julius Caesar.
National united by self-interest but divided by personal ambition; an unholy alliance.
Yknow I have deep things to say about Parliament. National really need to build a super highway so that all the bastards working there can get out of what I read on The Daily Blog.
Society’s unwanted waste products yet to be recycled as something worthwhile .
Sharpening of the Knives.