Political Caption Competition
I’ve got a surprise for you behind my back. Can you guess what it is?
I’ll give you a clue, ‘Fried Pork’.
I’ve got a surprise for you behind my back. Can you guess what it is?
I’ll give you a clue, ‘Fried Pork’.

Oh for the love of Christ… Election 2026: Christopher Luxon open to drug-testing MPs as National proposes random drug testing…

This is such a dick move… National says it will cut foreign aid to boost Pharmac medicines budget National says…

Wow. You can tell the power factions inside a Party by the List and the surge up that list by…
Surprise, surprise, the vast majority of Kiwis disagree with ACT and National’s neoliberal privatisation agenda… Two-thirds of New Zealanders Support…
WOW. You know shit just got real when the chorus of Capitalism Cheerleaders known as NZs Economic Chattering Class quietly…

Oh come on… …it’s a bit rich claiming Greens are ungovernable vs ACT and NZF! – Advertisement – Luxon skill…
Is this image showing the fuzz or just naturally fuzzy?
Natz present photo footage proving relaxing the standards for new Police recruits an abject failure.
Nice policeman, we’re nice, we will slowly back away until we are 6 metres away.
(I think some males here have an anti-Mommy complex – they have never forgiven theirs for locking their slingshots away. Mommy, politician, policemen, they bring on the same passive/aggressive response.)
Listen carefully, and do not mess around otherwise I’ll use the zapper. I want three custard squares, a half dozen cheese scrolls and two donuts with extra cream. Move slowly and keep your filthy hands where I can see them. I also need a safety pin for my hi-vis vest because my fat guts has broken the zip. Now move.