Political Caption Competition
One is called James and the other one is called Marama and I ride them both.
One is called James and the other one is called Marama and I ride them both.

A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party and…

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
“Dark horses – my favourite kind”
Are you two checking out my double-breasted threads? Well I think your new aqua weather covers are pretty nice too.
“Simon, Paula, you look good in your new National party colours “
No, it’s only 8.30.
Far too early for you two to be hooking into the port and brandy.
“Listen to your master!”
Can we have carrots instead of sugar lumps please which give a quick boost quickly gone, and sort of kick us in the gut? Really, carrots are part of a healthier diet, and give us more fibre to make us stronger.
Vying for the Winston Cup…
Neigh, Neigh, Whinnnnnnnnnny