Political Caption Competition
One is called James and the other one is called Marama and I ride them both.
One is called James and the other one is called Marama and I ride them both.

A Marxist, the co-Leader of te Pati Māori, the Greenpeace Boss, a Former leader of Labour, a former National Party/NZF…
Winston wants to rob 700 000 permanent residents of the right to vote and the reaction from the media is…

This was my speech at the 2026 Kieth Locke Memorial Debate. The moot: Hate speech laws threaten free speech Moderator:…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roman Emperor Caligula planned to appoint his favorite horse, Incitatus, to the Senate POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

The Alliance Party has welcomed the passing of the new Mental Health Bill but says the reform will fail the…

The Environmental Defence Society (EDS) has today filed its submission on the Conservation Amendment Bill, welcoming the Government’s decision to…
“Dark horses – my favourite kind”
Are you two checking out my double-breasted threads? Well I think your new aqua weather covers are pretty nice too.
“Simon, Paula, you look good in your new National party colours “
No, it’s only 8.30.
Far too early for you two to be hooking into the port and brandy.
“Listen to your master!”
Can we have carrots instead of sugar lumps please which give a quick boost quickly gone, and sort of kick us in the gut? Really, carrots are part of a healthier diet, and give us more fibre to make us stronger.
Vying for the Winston Cup…
Neigh, Neigh, Whinnnnnnnnnny