Political Caption Competition
One is called James and the other one is called Marama and I ride them both.
One is called James and the other one is called Marama and I ride them both.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“Dark horses – my favourite kind”
Are you two checking out my double-breasted threads? Well I think your new aqua weather covers are pretty nice too.
“Simon, Paula, you look good in your new National party colours “
No, it’s only 8.30.
Far too early for you two to be hooking into the port and brandy.
“Listen to your master!”
Can we have carrots instead of sugar lumps please which give a quick boost quickly gone, and sort of kick us in the gut? Really, carrots are part of a healthier diet, and give us more fibre to make us stronger.
Vying for the Winston Cup…
Neigh, Neigh, Whinnnnnnnnnny