Political Caption Competition
Welfare Beneficiaries 2020

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
If I chop off one of your back legs for dinner, you’ll still have more to stand on than me. That’s not fair.
C’mon, we both know that Gordon Gecko was right. “GREED IS GOOD!”
hypocrisy is irrelevant…
But for physical manifestation of greed, Gekko is pretty tame. In the end, he realizes that all his ambition far outweighed his skills and education, and that if you don’t fly private then your daughter in law will.
What do you wanna make those eyes at me for
If they don’t mean what they say
Ooh, they make me glad, they make me sad
They make me want a lot of things that I never had
You’re fooling around with me now
Oh, you lead me on and then you run away
Oh, that’s alright
I’ll get you a lonesome night
And baby you’ll find you’re messing with dynamite
So…
Now, Jordan, let’s you just drop them pants.
“And after this we’re off to see Simon Bridges about the clusterfuck at Transmission Gully!”
Jordim: “A lot of people are calling us moochers for taking government money
Piggy. But that’s not fair! We’re just garden-variety hypocrites – like we always were.”
“…and for my next trick I shall sprout wings and fly away…”
“You’re hired!”
I just find it disgraceful that those who come out hard against single mothers on welfare suddenly have smooth headed foreheads.