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Guess where I am? Te Puke!

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Hello from Te Puke
Can’t be Hawaii they don’t have corded phones do they?
Tasman Caller: Hello Chris how’s the weather wherever you are?
Luxon (on the golf course with JK): Aloha.. oops I mean hello. Glorious sunshine here, not a care in the world, why do you ask?
Tasman Caller: There has been torrential rain and devastating flooding here. Can you offer some words of assistance or help for the affected people?
Luxon: Um.. A good pair of gumboots and a marmite sandwhich can’t go wrong. Oops gotta go..
JK (in the background) Fore!!
Those flooded just need a bucket and spade like my ones here
And marmite sandwiches for when they get sick of the tasty of muddy water.
LUXON What is the name of my holiday home? Taypooke on the little island of Emawanka.
Just getting my house here sorted before the snap election later this year .I know I will be gone then .