Political Caption Competition
A rat wearing cheese

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves
I recognise this person as being “Jason Volta”, a tech billionaire who is promoting a system that could improve data management, and who appears in the movie “Johnny English Strikes Again”.
I think this is dissing rats. When you watch them performing so cleverly in this 1.30m clip you realise there is more to them than a long tail. Musk may have a long tale but his tricks will soon pall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drb818Ptpkk
And Terry Pratchett wrote – ‘Death of Rats’ in one of his books, and he was magic. As Musk is to meta- morphosise as in Kafka’s story; he’s in an intermediate stage.
The Metamorphosis – Wikipedia
One of Kafka’s best-known works, The Metamorphosis tells the story of salesman Gregor Samsa, who wakes one morning to find himself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect (German: ungeheueres Ungeziefer, lit. “monstrous vermin”) and struggles to adjust to this condition.
The Metamorphosis – Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › The_Metamorphosis
The rat whisperer.
Yeah, this is what China has just slapped a 34% tarrif on. That’s on top of the 10% tarrif China put on US dairy imports back on March 10. Enjoy US farmers.
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Anonymous. Discreet.
Forget the hassle, we’ll take it from here…
Laugh at Trump’s Court Jester and fool – then find he owns your home and is selling your children.