Political Caption Competition
Look, it could be worse, I could be Christopher Luxon
Look, it could be worse, I could be Christopher Luxon

Is this the greatest political quote of 2026? “Has your tolerance for human misery increased?” – Advertisement – Gold!

Jesus wept… Second night of unrest hits Belfast as victim’s family pleads for calm Police fired water cannons on protesters…

Job cuts proposed for agency fighting family and sexual violence The centre responsible for government’s collective response to family and…

Trump vows attacks on Iran for ‘playing’ US over peace deal President Donald Trump is warning he will renew US…

The Right pretend the Government is like a household in that you can’t spend more than your household brings in…

While the Government looks to exploit international students and cause gridlock to our underfunded physical and social infrastructure… Government wants…
Who dat? Looks like a phony AI image. I try to keep myself pure so don’t even rest my eyes on some pollies and their master/servant significant others.
When all the magic maths came tumbling down and the people could see no improvement….. Runak has the balls to call a snap election.
LUXIE: ” Nah, never happen, I’ve plenty more buttwaffle to cover this shit up.”
“ At least my suits don’t look a size too small like Luxon’s do.”