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Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
Deodorant spokesperson “if it stinks use lynx”
I forgot that feature of the Axetion shirt for politicians – the thermal permeability factor – keeping coolness in and heat out, and perspiration away from the body so there is no evidence of stress or discomfort.
Axetion shirt company (extra whiteness in advanced hollow-fibre polyester suitable for politicians) with 4% elastane to give free shoulder movement for casting jibes and jeers and damaging hatchet jobs.
Handball. Nice chuck! Or practising for the important political contest coming up – the Inter-Pollie Cricket Ball (Brawl) Game! Is that what they do when they aren’t in parliament (talking over each other’s heads, tossing spiked bon mots at each other, verbal IEDs)? No wonder they turn to sport so readily.