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Mayor Wayne Brown outlines the ‘stupid’ and the ‘sensible’ for Auckland, as Chris Hipkins comes to town Auckland Mayor Wayne…

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The hysterical response to well researched and legitimate journalism detailing the systematic sexual abuse of Palestinian prisoners as part of…

There’s a reason Trump’s ‘Fake news’ resonated. Corporate media have lied to us for decades by promoting the interests of…
Deodorant spokesperson “if it stinks use lynx”
I forgot that feature of the Axetion shirt for politicians – the thermal permeability factor – keeping coolness in and heat out, and perspiration away from the body so there is no evidence of stress or discomfort.
Axetion shirt company (extra whiteness in advanced hollow-fibre polyester suitable for politicians) with 4% elastane to give free shoulder movement for casting jibes and jeers and damaging hatchet jobs.
Handball. Nice chuck! Or practising for the important political contest coming up – the Inter-Pollie Cricket Ball (Brawl) Game! Is that what they do when they aren’t in parliament (talking over each other’s heads, tossing spiked bon mots at each other, verbal IEDs)? No wonder they turn to sport so readily.