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Love it. Love it. Love it. Heather duplicity-Allan + Taxpayers’ Union sock puppet bots screaming Treason at Chloe so hot…

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This is glorious… Winston Peters and Shane Jones don’t like our questions. But here is what hasn’t been answered It’s…

Nicole McKee named ACT deputy leader as party launches election campaign Cabinet Minister Nicole McKee has been chosen by the…

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Deodorant spokesperson “if it stinks use lynx”
I forgot that feature of the Axetion shirt for politicians – the thermal permeability factor – keeping coolness in and heat out, and perspiration away from the body so there is no evidence of stress or discomfort.
Axetion shirt company (extra whiteness in advanced hollow-fibre polyester suitable for politicians) with 4% elastane to give free shoulder movement for casting jibes and jeers and damaging hatchet jobs.
Handball. Nice chuck! Or practising for the important political contest coming up – the Inter-Pollie Cricket Ball (Brawl) Game! Is that what they do when they aren’t in parliament (talking over each other’s heads, tossing spiked bon mots at each other, verbal IEDs)? No wonder they turn to sport so readily.