Political Caption Competition
The more Warehouse basic bitch BBQs I assemble, the more the heathens will embrace us precious.
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“ Every cash-strapped Kiwi seeing what a home handy man I am will instantly vote for me.”
One gas top short of a barbecue!
Luxon.. Luxoff.
But ginhag, next week Flop Flop Man might show the populace how to mow a lawn (in jandals ), poach an egg, cut his own hair, prune his potato tree, and part the Red Sea – vulgarly – and help kiddies to do their homework. Are you prepared to forgo all these learnings ? He could even unite lost cuddly dogs with their sad- eyed owners, and carry mange-ridden hedgehogs to the SPCA. Wow, what a boy and bringer of joy.
“I made 43k profit every week last year off just one of my properties and didn’t even notice it. This Warehouse BBQ proves I can relate to other Kiwis and they can trust me”
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C’mon Frank even John didn’t wear jandals but he took off so fast we hardly saw his heels, let alone his feet.
Which of his seven houses was this pic taken ?
mary_a. It’s just a posed picture, or his pate would be pinked by the sun. Key tried hitting a nail with a hammer, and he missed, so the pr boys are playing it safe with a screw driver this time. Probably in the shop parking lot so that they can whip it back in and get their money back. Should’ve borrowed a sun hat too.
“My personal chef wanted the minimum wage for xmas, got the cheeky beggar this instead, win, win!”
I can cook scones for pop stars on this.
I have a clean knees.
“ I can screw anything up. “
Wanna be screwed by a hairless old guy in jandals?
It will never fly.
It might @Pat, if only he can get his mate at Ear NuZull engineering back in the country to help him read the instructions.
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“I’m the sort of slippery bald male who wears jandals.”
The Man with the Flip Flops.