Political Caption Competition


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New Zealand’s justice system has handed down its sentence in the Grey Lynn feud shooting that left one young man…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
OK Toddles, you are quite safe under the armour. No one will recognise you, so you can go out and about in public now and not call attention to yourself.
Bill: “Geez John, what the hell’s going on here?”
John: “She says wearing this is the only way she’ll feel safe whilst working for me.
But Bill, the thought of those long flowing locks under the helmet…….so distracting……… it’s enough to make a man quit his job”.