Stages of Trump’s Surrender

So it’s 115 days of Trump’s 3 week war that he’s already won 17 times and the Strait is still shut after Trump lashed out on social media and threatened Iran again just as JD Vance was meeting to negotiate America’s surrender in Switzerland.

For everyone keeping score at home the process has so far been:

Week 1 – “I’ve won”

Week 2 – “I’ve won again”

Week 3 – “I’ve won so many times, you should all help me win some more”

Week 4 – “Why aren’t you helping me win more, I’m going to punish everyone who isn’t helping me win”.

Week 5 – “I’m pulling out of NATO because you won’t help me win”

Week 6 – “I’m going to eradicate a 6000 year old civilisation and promise to cause war crimes

Week 7 – “I’m getting bored of this”

Week 8 – I’ve won so many times I’m now going to invade Cuba”

Week 9 – This is an AI picture of me as Jesus

Week 10 – That picture was actually of a Dr, I’m so bored of winning

Weeks 11 through to 14 – “I’m really, really, really bored now, let’s have a cage fight”

And Week 15 – I have totally won, here’s $324 Billion in your Bank account

At this stage, if Trump’s strategy doesn’t alarm you, you’re the problem.

Don’t forget that the Prime Minister Chris Luxon initially wanted to support this fiasco.