Political Caption Competition


Issue 1 – Leaders debate – who won for Māori? Issue 2 – 60% surge in overseas enrollment – Advertisement…

I think this country gets sexually aroused by bashing beneficiaries. Honestly. The ease with which so many of you have…

Cough, oh come on now… Election 2026: Act’s David Seymour says world watching New Zealand’s ‘dumpster fire policy debate’ …he’s…

How New Zealand’s right turned culture war into political strategy Nicky Hager’s third instalment in his trilogy of political exposés…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: New Zealand has no single codified written constitution. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “The condition…

With voters preparing to head to the polls next month, animal rights organisation SAFE has launched its 2026 election scorecard,…
OK Toddles, you are quite safe under the armour. No one will recognise you, so you can go out and about in public now and not call attention to yourself.
Bill: “Geez John, what the hell’s going on here?”
John: “She says wearing this is the only way she’ll feel safe whilst working for me.
But Bill, the thought of those long flowing locks under the helmet…….so distracting……… it’s enough to make a man quit his job”.