Political Caption Competition

Election 2026 is becoming a political knife fight over who gets heard, who gets blamed and who gets protected. Independent media has never mattered more.
‘Proud as punch’: After 24 years in Parliament, Judith Collins bids farewell Judith Collins has spoken in Parliament for the…

Most Kiwis are under some illusion that Luxon’s trip to Singapore has guaranteed us some sort of access to fuel….

This hard right Government with its anti-Maori, anti-Treaty, anti-beneficiary, anti-disabled, anti-worker, anti-renter and anti-environmental agenda is a never ending scrum…

I think the Te Tai Tokerau Party will be a flop. Firstly, they need 500 paying members. Secondly, it won’t,…

Horse racing: Big New Zealand First donors argue for tax breaks to save ‘unsustainable’ racing industry A leaked report completed…
OK Toddles, you are quite safe under the armour. No one will recognise you, so you can go out and about in public now and not call attention to yourself.
Bill: “Geez John, what the hell’s going on here?”
John: “She says wearing this is the only way she’ll feel safe whilst working for me.
But Bill, the thought of those long flowing locks under the helmet…….so distracting……… it’s enough to make a man quit his job”.