Political Caption Competition

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1. And Eggy sings “Somewhere over the rainbow , skies are blue………”

2. Moi.. me.. influencing Reserve Bank decisions..? Never.. I was, I mean.. everyday in my mind I’m in Hawaii..

3. “what I can tell you is we use the bottom feeders as bait here”

4. Te Puke is beautiful this time of year

5. When I took over at Air-NZ, it was going great.
   These days, it’s worth less than this bottle of mineral water on my right.

6. Seriously, I’d have a neck if I had an actual spine..

7. This is a demonstration of the new device that enables others to view the thoughts in another’s brain, and this model delivers in technicolour! Its development was based on the concept developed in Dennis Potter’s Lazarus. His thinking was mind-breaking
   3.52m – his Melvyn Bragg interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnVrK38xI-A

8. Pot of gold on my shoulder – sorted!

9. The double rainbow star died at 57 – makes you think eh Luxon. What else can you get under your belt before you toddle off now you have seen the sacred vision. Still looking for that pot of gold eh!

10. LOOK OVER MY SHOLDER AND SEE NZs clean green 100% pure picture from the Bahamas

11. What I will tell you is I am a cock that no self respecting woman wants

12. I was a drab little crab once
    Now I know I can be happy as a clam
    Because I’m beautiful, baby
    I’d really rather be
    Shiny
    Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck…

13. Pot of gold… that’s what you get when you vote for me…John told me they’ll believe anything I tell ‘em!

14. Bottom at the gold of the Rainbow

15. 2026 National Party election billboard

    Christopher Luxon farting rainbows

    Caption: “Moi?”

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