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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“ I didn’t lie about my CV and I’m not lying now. I’m a politician. “
“ John Key gave me whitebait you punks. “
“ Have you seen me in my pyjamas ? Wanna see the wife and kids in their pyjamas too ?”
“ I might just transgender into Mary Poppins…”
‘cept rich people
Who loves ya baby…lost your lollipop Kojack…
Ghost of Telly Savalas returns to audition for the role of Mr Bean, in upcoming NZ disaster movie titled “The 3 Stooges”, funded by NZonAir and the Atlas Network.
“ I could be the new James Bond.”