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Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
“ I didn’t lie about my CV and I’m not lying now. I’m a politician. “
“ John Key gave me whitebait you punks. “
“ Have you seen me in my pyjamas ? Wanna see the wife and kids in their pyjamas too ?”
“ I might just transgender into Mary Poppins…”
‘cept rich people
Who loves ya baby…lost your lollipop Kojack…
Ghost of Telly Savalas returns to audition for the role of Mr Bean, in upcoming NZ disaster movie titled “The 3 Stooges”, funded by NZonAir and the Atlas Network.
“ I could be the new James Bond.”