Political Caption Competition

Dear Jesus…

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Can you spot the real heart attack?
“I just spoke with Jesus half an hour ago Donald. He told me to warn you about the Stormy weather that’ll be coming your way soon!”
Look guys, I’m the accidental President. Give me a break…. I didn’t realise Hillary was that bad….
Treat me nice, treat me good
Treat me like you really should
‘Cause I’m not made of wood
And I don’t have a wooden heart
The exorcism of a president. Trump turns to extreme measures to caste out the demons haunting his political career. [will his head do a 360]