Political Caption Competition

Comrade Trump

A Marxist, a business journalist, a former NZFirst and National MP, the co-Leader of the Māori Party, a Māori broadcaster,…

Pastors Gather Around Giant Trump Statue The controversy erupted after evangelical leaders assembled at Trump National Doral Miami for the…

Hey everyone, Alt-Right Billionaire Jim Grenon’s media mouthpiece, the NZ Herald, has proclaimed the political right shall win the election…

We on the Left have allowed Identity Politics to become such a dominant narrative that there is no oxygen or…

Mariameno Kapa-Kingi leaves Te Pāti Māori, starts new party Mariameno Kapa-Kingi is leaving Te Pāti Māori to start her own…

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy
Vlad the Lad: “all the world’s a fool save thee and me and even thee is suspect”
(of unknown origin)
Orang-u-tan: “lead on, he who pays the piper, calls the tune”
(from Legend Pied Piper of Hamelin)
“If it wasn’t for you, my aspirational friend, my empire would lay in ruin.”
“When you dust off the Royal Carriage, remember I want a window seat.”