Political Caption Competition

1. “Clark seals own fate”

   • Fingers crossed…

2. Minister of Putrefaction and Godliness likes to play at being a pustulous adolescent collector of fly spots, mouse tracks, and photos of long drops.

3. A Bloomfield – ‘Please keep a 2 metre distance Minister. My immune system is stressed already from all the concentrated attention and time on detail and report reading and conferencing and policy making and implementing and monitoring and communication. I hardly have time to eat or speak to the family. Sorry, but I’m feeling vulnerable health-wise at the moment.’

4. One of these is Clarke Kent….the other is Super Man..

5. Dave knows how to be tall and small at the same time without even trying.

6. Ardern should not have made yet another med school dropout Minister of Health, and here’s the living proof.

7. This guy’s too entrenched with Labour – married Grant Robertson – to be booted in his arrogant backside, and this is my watershed moment in dumping Labour, just as Marama and co’s behaviour at the Auckland Muslim Vigil, separated me from a party I had supported before they even joined it.

   David Clark may be good enough for PM Ardern, but he is not good enough for me.

   Shame on the whole Labour cabinet for endorsing him.

   • Putting comment about this guy – married Grant Robertson is confusing and anyway getting invasive of private life. Better not go on that tack.

     • OK

8. Applewood – You have been reading about George Washington and his respect for truth forcing him to admit cutting down the apple tree, or was it cherry? Unfortunately political standards have never reached that high level since. Please don’t be too hard on our crop of trees, perhaps choose varieties judiciously and retain those that still bear fruit.

9. Well I lost my portfolio at the election, I thought id go out in style.

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