Political Caption Competition

1. How about:

   Jacinda sent me to keep you safe!

   • Gayford: do you regret putting the job first?

     Jacinda: no

2. Breathalysing people at Pack n Save. ‘Drunk and In Charge’ of a trolley in a public place!

   Ticketing has slowed down on the roads. Police need to keep their quota’s up.

3. Listen carefully, and do not mess around otherwise I’ll use the zapper. I want three custard squares, a half dozen cheese scrolls and two donuts with extra cream. Move slowly and keep your filthy hands where I can see them. I also need a safety pin for my hi-vis vest because my fat guts has broken the zip. Now move.

4. Nice policeman, we’re nice, we will slowly back away until we are 6 metres away.
   (I think some males here have an anti-Mommy complex – they have never forgiven theirs for locking their slingshots away. Mommy, politician, policemen, they bring on the same passive/aggressive response.)

5. Natz present photo footage proving relaxing the standards for new Police recruits an abject failure.

6. Is this image showing the fuzz or just naturally fuzzy?

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