Political Caption Competition


Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters

Prime Minister, you have to come out and talk to Tova sometime

According to Evangelical Christian PM Chris Luxon, who would Jesus Bomb?

NZ First and National
He’s paying us for this, right?
He’d better be, or he’d better move his hand from my arse . . .
“look mum no hands”
“Now, if I can just get rid of Bronagh for 10 minutes….”
He’s just a regular, fun guy like you and me.
This is the creepy old fossil who wants to come to all my parties…
” Aye oop, Foggy … its Hugh Hefner ! ”
” No,…its that dreadful man from the Antipodes who pees in his shower ”.
”Ooo er… so it tis’ !”
Meet my two new Ministers.
How to be safe around NZ’s PM.
Ensure you are ponytail free.
Daddy Megabucks … “Ponytail dress-ups later girls?”
I always wondered what Crosby and Textor looked like?
Oh dear-the tories have the above Crosby Textor, Who does labour have-Harambe the Gorilla? Anyway in response to the probably last caption competition.-Is that really Robin coming out? Does Batman know?-or is it a ploy? Who is Batman ?-My head hurts.
Master race cloning program proceeding well
Yeah! Right!
Dear daily blog. Could you please stop tormenting me with such tempting caption subjects as the above. I’m running low on vitriolic comments. Thanks in anticipation for your prompt action. Phew!!!
Good comment I just rushed to the pan to throw up!
Anyway My tupence is;
“Look someone loves me”!!!
“Diabolical neo-liberal mastermind frolics with succubi at heir apparent’s coming of age…”