satire

The gospel pronouncements of Shane Jones during negotiations when asked how are talks going: “The old coyote suckles gleefully on…

Who’s your daddy?

National getting our country back on track

Who wants to politically date a pensioner?

Proportional.

Less a Rose between two thorns and more a prick between two more pricks

National, ACT + NZ First negotiating team

The Chinese ambassador to New Zealand begs current NZ Prime Minister to start importing Pandas.

Old Zealand