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Some men just want to see the planet burn

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Malcolm Evans – The Golden Fleece

“I can shear a sheep”
“………”
“Hello, I can shear a sheep”
“….(sniff)…..”
“Hello, are you there Donald, I can shear a sheep”
“…(muffled: “who the fuck is this?”….. “Where’s that?”)….”
“Hello, hello”.

I’m going to have to eat this bike if The Opportunities Party wins

After shearing this sheep of its wool, he’d like to shear homosexuals of their rights

Hahaha, can you believe I managed to ‘resign’ and no one asked any real questions? God I love this stupid little country.

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