satire

Matthew Hooton still can’t believe he gets his drone onto current affairs programs to spin corporate lies and The Spinoff let him do it

No Prime Minister, we can’t make houses, we make cake. No Prime Minister people can’t live in cake.

“My eyes are the greatest eyes. They can look at any Sun. The Sun is terrific, but not as terrific as my eyes. I can cut a deal with the Sun that won’t burn my eyes and will build the wall. Mexicans will burn our eyes and I will burn North Korea.”

When irrelevant met desperate

Who is next?