satire

We’ve just had confirmation from the Situation Room, Mike Hosking, Sean Plunket, Matthew Hooton and Cameron Slater have all been shot dead by special forces. 

Photo bombing has never bombed so badly

The homicidal chipmunk of NZ media 

Total eclipse of the Fart

Despite reports showing that we failed NZ in every possible measurement, here I am being so condescending as to hand Phil Twyford a fucking toy tool kit for him to build his houses with. The fact I can do this and get away with it is a reminder of just how gutless our mainstream media really are. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

New National Party Housing Policy criticised as ‘lacking vision’

How Israel defines ‘proportional response’

One destroys NZ culture, the other one is Steven Joyce