Political Caption Competition

When you are sending the police to beat the firefighters, you’ve lost.

When you are sending the police to beat the firefighters, you’ve lost.

Sit down with any whānau right now and ask what’s keeping them up at night. It won’t take long before…
I bloody well told you the Prefu surplus was a farce… The Govt’s forecast surplus in 2028 depends on an…

Labour’s jobs for all nurses policy is amazing, and the Greens youth employment policy is fantastic… Greens’ youth jobs guarantee…

YES! YES! YES! Te Pāti Māori Announces Toi Māori Authority And Artist Income Programme Today in Ōtautahi, Te Pāti Māori…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: Mexico elected its first woman president in 2024. Claudia Sheinbaum won the presidency and took…

Today in Ōtautahi, Te Pāti Māori has announced the establishment of an independent Toi Māori Authority and a continuing, two-year…
Do not wait until the conditions are perfect to initiate cultural revolution. Initiating cultural revolution makes the conditions perfect.
Civil war looming in Spain. Nationalism rising in Germany. What could possibly go wrong?
N. Chamberlain (circa 1935)
I dunno so much ,… those fire-hoses do a pretty good job of dispersing crowds…
Just takes one fire fighter to get all riled up an pissed off and its goodbye baton boys… mwhahahaha!
WINZ officers demonstrate the efficacy of their training in the principles of “social investment”
National Party negotiators initiate coalition talks with the Greens
If this goes through PLEASE NOT ANOTHER DAMNED TRICOLOR. Frankly at this point I’m convinced the greatest crime that ever came out of the French Revolution was the damn three horizontal bars of differing color d flags. Forget the Terror, forget the nutty calendar that was attempted forget Napoleon and his wars, forget the final death of the Holy Roman Empire. THE FUCKING TRI-COLOR EXPLOSION IS THE GREATEST CRIME EVER COMMITTED BY THE FRENCH REVOLUTION!!!
Vertical bars…
Police used to put out fires. A Spanish solution…