Political Caption Competition

When you are sending the police to beat the firefighters, you’ve lost.

When you are sending the police to beat the firefighters, you’ve lost.

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N. Chamberlain (circa 1935)
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If this goes through PLEASE NOT ANOTHER DAMNED TRICOLOR. Frankly at this point I’m convinced the greatest crime that ever came out of the French Revolution was the damn three horizontal bars of differing color d flags. Forget the Terror, forget the nutty calendar that was attempted forget Napoleon and his wars, forget the final death of the Holy Roman Empire. THE FUCKING TRI-COLOR EXPLOSION IS THE GREATEST CRIME EVER COMMITTED BY THE FRENCH REVOLUTION!!!
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Police used to put out fires. A Spanish solution…