satire

Total eclipse of the hand.

When 6 of the G7 don’t want to even look at you. 

It’s not Vogue is it?

OBAMA: Sleep little ones for you are the hope and promise of tomorrow and our sacred duty is to stand over you till slumbers end.

TRUMP: These babies are the greatest babies screaming louder than any other babies. I get the best babies, I feed them to my alligators at Mar-lar-go. Did I say I eat babies? Fake news!  

National Party Climate Crisis Policy Team 

I don’t care what you say Dad!

TRUMP: This is my English butler, best butler in the world, he says I’m the greatest guy he has ever butlered for. I like him, I think he likes me. I’m a very likeable guy. I’m off to nuke a hurricane.

BORIS: Yes Master

What’s the sign language for ‘Grumpy Minister of Social Development’ 

National attack Labour’s new prison plan as providing massages for prisoners.