satire

Ridiculous Haircut Contest.

So the fat controller here will keep my tank engine running while Shane is checking the yoga pants of protesters because Shane is an expert at checking out yoga pants.  

The inverted pyramid of prosperity on Facebook presents latest money making luck adventure. Clark with an E rains wealth with this secret. 

One is a grumpy bird, the other is a frumpy turd.

Simon might have a chance, Mike’s jacket however does not

SIMON: “Any words of advice big guy”?

JOHN: “Keep away from ponytails. They are just so tempting to touch. The way they hang there, begging to be pulled. God I love ponytails”.

SIMON: “……..”

Yes your Majesty? Ihumatao? Oh no your Majesty, I wear the culture, I don’t protect it.

Red Rum Ssa dmud

Red Rum Ssa dmud

Come on Si, you can’t be the Prime Minister if your hands are so tiny