satire

The inverted pyramid of prosperity on Facebook presents latest money making luck adventure. Clark with an E rains wealth with this secret. 

One is a grumpy bird, the other is a frumpy turd.

Simon might have a chance, Mike’s jacket however does not

SIMON: “Any words of advice big guy”?

JOHN: “Keep away from ponytails. They are just so tempting to touch. The way they hang there, begging to be pulled. God I love ponytails”.

SIMON: “……..”

Yes your Majesty? Ihumatao? Oh no your Majesty, I wear the culture, I don’t protect it.

Red Rum Ssa dmud

Red Rum Ssa dmud

Come on Si, you can’t be the Prime Minister if your hands are so tiny

“The scum of the earth I believe”.

“The bloody assassin of the workers I presume”.

Because who else will clean his mansion and polish his Maserati with the appropriate level of fear and indentured submission?