satire

And then Donald Trump said he received a lovely letter from you.

I will do as you wish master. I will run Wellington for you, your museums and any future project requiring vast sums of public money. You are my precious.

Not all héros wear capes, every super villain however does. 

Let’s go to war!

Reserve Bank Governor Adrian Orr’s new look was considered flamboyant in Wellington’s conservative beltway. 

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: Trick question. There isn’t a difference.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is the owner of Whaleoil and the other is Cameron Slater.

That moment you truly appreciate the United States is being run by a psychopathic narcissist who seems to think posing with infants suffering from unimaginable violence that he won’t do anything about is a photo op. 

TVNZ Management team post apocalypse