satire

How may I serve you my Chinese Overlords?

I wish to feast on the soul of a virgin. 

Yes Master, how may I serve you?

Don’t you love it when Politicians suddenly find their road to Damascus via Amsterdam and demand cannabis reform AFTER they leave Parliament – where was this sudden clarity when you were in a position to actually do something???

The PMs new security detail seems a tad overblown. 

President of the United States starts argument with a hurricane. 

Total eclipse of the hand.

When 6 of the G7 don’t want to even look at you. 

It’s not Vogue is it?

OBAMA: Sleep little ones for you are the hope and promise of tomorrow and our sacred duty is to stand over you till slumbers end.

TRUMP: These babies are the greatest babies screaming louder than any other babies. I get the best babies, I feed them to my alligators at Mar-lar-go. Did I say I eat babies? Fake news!