satire

These shoes are made by middle class white children in safe sweat shops that have excellent work conditions with no wifi.

Who farted?

The Hills are alive with the sound of me.

National Party policy for beneficiaries with children called controversial

More children in Parliament than normal. 

Does this make me look gay and Polynesian? Can someone call Alan Jones and ask him?

Peekaboo

Good people on both sides 

And then Donald Trump said he received a lovely letter from you.

I will do as you wish master. I will run Wellington for you, your museums and any future project requiring vast sums of public money. You are my precious.