Political Caption Competition
DON: “I want to buy New Zealand’.
ScoMo: “Ummm, Mr Trump, I don’t…”
DON: “I want to buy New Zealand’.
ScoMo: “Ummm, Mr Trump, I don’t…”

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Never a truer word said!
Donny: I want to buy NZ
Scomo: The failed investors of South Canterbury Finance and their ilk have first option, then migrants who have been in NZ for five minutes (including ape one percenters such as you), and finally the last option to buy goes to the natives.
Pastor Donald giving his initial blessing to someone in favour – the flavour of the day to savour – but the annointed will soon need a saviour from a different religious cult.