satire

Comrade Simon

The sly blue fox slouches over the lazy red log

The knife I am going to plunge into your pudgy orange back is as large as Iraq.

How may I serve you my Chinese Overlords?

I wish to feast on the soul of a virgin. 

Yes Master, how may I serve you?

Don’t you love it when Politicians suddenly find their road to Damascus via Amsterdam and demand cannabis reform AFTER they leave Parliament – where was this sudden clarity when you were in a position to actually do something???

The PMs new security detail seems a tad overblown. 

President of the United States starts argument with a hurricane. 

Total eclipse of the hand.