satire

Social media superstar and National Party MP, Christopher Bishop, getting down with the kids.

Duncan Garner and Matthew Hooton claims photo shows evidence of Jacinda warming up another child for assault. 

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:

One is a Chinese asset, the other is a Chinese spy.

Comrade Simon

The sly blue fox slouches over the lazy red log

The knife I am going to plunge into your pudgy orange back is as large as Iraq.

How may I serve you my Chinese Overlords?

I wish to feast on the soul of a virgin. 

Yes Master, how may I serve you?

Don’t you love it when Politicians suddenly find their road to Damascus via Amsterdam and demand cannabis reform AFTER they leave Parliament – where was this sudden clarity when you were in a position to actually do something???