Political Caption Competition

Comrade Simon

Jesus wept the new Sealord TV advert is Karen level self victimisation drowned in culture war grievance… …dickhead culture war…

Ummmmmm. Live TVNZ interview goes off the rails after guest pulls sex toy from pocket An interviewee going rogue on…
The New Zealand Council of Christian Social Services has released a new report last week, which shows that 10.2 percent…
Jesus wept… Lake Alice survivor forced to live in public car park after benefit wrongly cancelled Lake Alice torture survivor…

Friend of Sam Neill says abuse the actor experienced due to mining opposition ‘took its toll on him’ New Zealand…

Right wing arseholes feel very relaxed in the presence of Duncan Garner and Shane Jones most recent interview with the…
A Bridge Too Far
Victorian electrical vibrating chest constricting belt used as remedy for election failure causes heart chamber to pop.
Nationals needs money now
Selling our country with the cow
Natz will collaborate with Belt and Road
Construction and debt is their code
Concrete our cities, donate to our cup
With low wage workers, growth is up
Environmental loss, homelessness, Addiction,
who cares?
As long as profits can be shared
No worries, Xi bro,
Dr Jiang Yang has control
Chur, that’s cool
Simon knows he’s not fit to rule!
Brilliant. Laughing five minutes after reading it.
One countries useful idiot is another countries useful idiot.
Simon Xi Bridges.
That’s Chairman Simon to you
‘Heil Soros’