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The sly blue fox slouches over the lazy red log

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There is a lot of ‘whataboutasim’ over China launching a missile into the Pacific. ‘BUT WHAT ABOUT AMERICA’ they scream….

FACT OF THE DAY: It rains diamonds on Jupiter and Saturn due to extreme atmospheric pressures. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE…
After injecting botox into his armpits to reduce sweating, weird man accidentally stabs himself in face with needle while repeating figjam 1000 times.
Do we really want this clown to be OUR next PM, nah!
I am feeling much more confident about my future as leader of New Zealand now.
After recent talks with my Overlords, my position as Chairman of NZ is getting closer day by day