satire

What passes as Premium content at the NZ Herald – retrospective woke criticisms of culture while ignoring the present. 

No one said there would be lefty women pointing out how cruel and inhumane my reforms were on the show at the same time, let alone sitting right next to me! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Radio NZ?

We praise the Gods of the Free Market

One more lamb to sacrifice to the angry white gods of deregulation and beneficiary bashing! 

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:

One is a radicalised threat to Western Civilisation, the other is young people righteously protesting against the climate crisis. 

This is how much weed you have to smoke to find Paula Bennett less noxious.  

Gender neutral Handpersons arrive at Parliament as part of the Gelded Males of the Wellington Woke Coffee Table Book launch. 

When you can’t pass actual environmental policy, you post aspirational memes.

Message from the biggest Gang in NZ

I’m going to yell at you so much your atoms will start to blur.