satire

Orange Hawk Down. 

Geez boys, I’m exhausted from forcing handshakes and all the chilled Hawaiian cocktails, mind if I take a breather while you all stand around?  

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and Hawaii’s gone
All my coal, fetish sell-out dreams, a monstrosity

Hey Sport, know where I can get any good Hawaiian shirts around here? What’s wrong with you, is your wrist too broken to shake my hand?

Sexual predator molests flag while starting a war.

No one can claim Trump can’t multitask. 

Australian PM has to reach down and force fire victims to shake their hand as his do nothing approach to climate change burns his nation to the ground. 

National Party social media team claim Jacinda’s fairy dust has opened up a portal to hell off the East Coast of New Zealand because they haven’t built enough roads for real Kiwis.

Rose Matafeo at the comedy roast of Jamal Khashoggi

The horror of what we are