Political Caption Competition
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:
One is a Chinese asset, the other is a Chinese spy.
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:
One is a Chinese asset, the other is a Chinese spy.

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Better format:
NZ Political History 101
Question 1 (1 mark)
Said Simple Simon to the Spyman,
A. Let me sell our share
B. Bro come and see our wares
C. Please increase our fears
D. Let’s pound each others rears
E. All of the above
Said Simple Simon to the Spyman,
Let me sell our share
(or
Bro come see our wares
or
Please increase our fears
or
Let’s pound each others rears)
So – we are both involved inside ‘the art of deception’ – are we not?
My simple reply would be that is not what the art of deception is.
Arguable if Bridges could be called an ‘asset’ after the Jami-Lee Ross tapes.
More like the Richard Reid for the Taliban.
If Bridges was an asset, Key and English would have sold him.
Ergo Bridges must be an um…