Political Caption Competition
Can someone tell this National Party moron that we are already in level 2?
Can someone tell this National Party moron that we are already in level 2?

I have been mates with Hoots for decades now. We first worked together in 2011 on the I-Predict Election Special…
Oh sweet Jesus, the price of Trump’s surrender is just so glorious… The United States of America and the Islamic…

How much must National, NZF and ACT voters hate Jacinda, da Maaaares, da Trans and da vaccines for them to…

When he took command of Ukraine’s military in early 2024, General Oleksandr Syrski stated his plan to defeat Russia. It…

FACT OF THE DAY: Magnetars have magnetic fields so strong they could strip the iron from the hemoglobin in your…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
Amazing performance illustrating National’s stellar peformance as contortionists and tag wrestling. See Simeon Brown simultaneously shoot off his mouth and shoot himself in the foot!
Simeon the Brown – Time Traveller Extraordinaire – Available for Children’s Parties – and Judging Turnip of the Year Competitions throughout the whole of the South Island for 10 kilo bags of rice and suckling pigs.
Also available for blue tie-tying lessons – conditions applicable – all offers considered. Cash only.
Navigating shoelaces an optional extra for walking backwards and downwards. Cash only.
simonm has created a poll:
Does Jesus think Simeon Brown is a complete dickhead?
Look Mum I can’t count yet!!!!
I am; ‘ Spokesperson’ for Education Associate, Corrections, Youth.
I got the job beginning from 2017 and need to go to school to learn, can you help me?
*Parliamentary role of Simeon Brown
*National Party
*Brown, Simeon
*Member for Pakuranga, National Party
*Date first elected: 23 September 2017
Member of the following Parliaments: 52nd
Member for / List
Party; – Pakuranga
National Party
23/09/2017
Current Roles
*Select Committee Role Justice Member
27/05/2020
*Party Spokesperson for Corrections
*Spokesperson ; Education Associate Spokesperson
12/03/2018
*Youth Spokesperson