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Can someone tell this National Party moron that we are already in level 2?
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simonm has created a poll:
Does Jesus think Simeon Brown is a complete dickhead?
Look Mum I can’t count yet!!!!
I am; ‘ Spokesperson’ for Education Associate, Corrections, Youth.
I got the job beginning from 2017 and need to go to school to learn, can you help me?
*Parliamentary role of Simeon Brown
*National Party
*Brown, Simeon
*Member for Pakuranga, National Party
*Date first elected: 23 September 2017
Member of the following Parliaments: 52nd
Member for / List
Party; – Pakuranga
National Party
23/09/2017
Current Roles
*Select Committee Role Justice Member
27/05/2020
*Party Spokesperson for Corrections
*Spokesperson ; Education Associate Spokesperson
12/03/2018
*Youth Spokesperson