satire

JA: ‘What the hell is that smell?

JC: “Silent but violent”. 

National Party Diversity 

Simon Bridges says house prices have nothing to do with 9 years of National in power and is instead the fault of UFOs who are attracted to Jacinda. 

Do I look segregated in this? 

3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse 

New history curriculum in NZ

New history curriculum in NZ

Simeon – Pssst. Simon, when you roll Judith can I be your mate?  

Simon – Never talk to me in public. 

So this ‘David Seymour’ why? He is white and he twerks? We French look down upon such artistic vandalism’.  

The poll says what? Labour on 52.7% and we are on 27%?

But I bashed the Maaris real good!