satire

Simeon – Pssst. Simon, when you roll Judith can I be your mate?  

Simon – Never talk to me in public. 

So this ‘David Seymour’ why? He is white and he twerks? We French look down upon such artistic vandalism’.  

The poll says what? Labour on 52.7% and we are on 27%?

But I bashed the Maaris real good!

The 3 worst solutions to any problem 

The quick red Fox jumps over the lazy CTU log

Hell is being locked up in a Kelvin Davis prison with Simeon Brown as your cell mate. 

A Bridges too far

I just need your name, address, DNA and password for your Tik Tok account. It’s all perfectly legal.  

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, b-u-u-u-u-t… 

Look I’m as surprised as you are that I’m allowed back in the room.