satire

The 3 worst solutions to any problem 

The quick red Fox jumps over the lazy CTU log

Hell is being locked up in a Kelvin Davis prison with Simeon Brown as your cell mate. 

A Bridges too far

I just need your name, address, DNA and password for your Tik Tok account. It’s all perfectly legal.  

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, b-u-u-u-u-t… 

Look I’m as surprised as you are that I’m allowed back in the room.

Please Jesus, please. 

Ummmmmmmm….

Green Party new recruitment drive and childcare policy seemed a tad controversial.